Well, it looks like it's going to be the end of my contestant crushes for this season. Because it didn't go so well for Kathy last night, and believe me, I'm not lathering up a crush for Elliott. I'm just...not. But Idol has surprised before. So we'll see. We shall see.
Jerry O'Connell and Rebecca Romijn are a couple. What can be said, really? Who's playing more over their heads here? Jerry or Ryan? Even our finest minds are stumped as they ponder that one. Anyway, let's look at what happened last night. Oh. Katharine's dancing. I had managed to forget about that until just then. Maybe if I focus on Elliott's lips I can let the dancing slip my mind.
Hey, how would you guys like to kill some time tonight? Could I perhaps interest you in...a group performance?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah? Tempted, aren't you? You really want to see four people singing a cheery number, don't you? Yes you do. Well, before you can get that, first you have to see four people turning their garage into a garden.
Now about that group performance...well, it'll have to wait a little longer while we go back to Graceland to see things we already saw last night. A racquetball court? Ha ha! I mean, I love Elvis, but that guy wasn't playing much racquetball with George Jones. Wow! They own a golf cart? That family has EVERYTHING!
Ah ha! Here's that group performance I promised. Sorry to make you all wait so long for it. Oh man! More Kathy dancing. Remember, her mom is a vocal coach, not a choreographer. And I believe her dad is...a cartographer, if I'm not mistaken. You know, Taylor can actually sing. I mean, he can really sing. He just...gets so caught up in that other stuff. Like having a seizure contest with Katharine just now. If he could just be coached. He's like a raw talent that needs to be put in a good system to maximize what he has.
On another note, what is happening in Buffalo? Seriously. Ryan Miller! Niagara Idol! After a break, Ryan gets to realize one of his lifelong dreams by meeting a celebrity. It's all he ever wanted! And, actually, maybe that's not such a bad goal since celebrities apparently have the power to move planets. Rebecca Romijn basically just wiggled her nose and changed the entire Idol schedule. Now we're not going to find out this week's results until tomorrow. On another note, do you think Jerry O'C is going to find Taylor backstage, poke an angry finger in his chest and threateningly tell him to stay away from his chick? Mmm. Probably not. Becky would never be into a guy who dances like that.
A group of four splits rather neatly into a top two and bottom two. For instance, Ryan can send Taylor and Elliott back to safety and keep things perfectly symmetrical. Ryan asks Simon who he thinks should be going home based on last night and Simon picks Kathy. For that, he gets booed. Of course, he was probably getting booed either way.
So that's probably it for Kathy. Oh well. She had a good run and I sure liked looking at her. And
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I'm sorry. I just accidentally knocked my keyboard on the floor there. Did he say Chris? Chris is gone? Even Katharine can barely believe it. And while she seems pleasantly surprised, Chris seems like he's ready to fight. Ryan hands him the mic for one last song and Chris immediately storms into the audience. I'm guessing he's going to ask every single person there who they voted for last night and punch them in the sternum if they answer incorrectly.
So...wow. That's uh...wow. I just...wow. Ha ha ha! Sometimes this show is really fun. And before you let loose too many tears for Chris, trust me, he'll be fronting some monosyllabic-monikered rock band by year's end. Something like...Grind. Or...Nox. So don't worry about him too much.